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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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no, but really, we need to talk about the casual objectification that has become the fallback discourse of the internet: if you're pretty and dressed nicely, you're a slut. and if you're even vaguely outside of their body standard, you're fucking disgusting.
too-frequently, people position sex workers as being "the problem". they sneer you're addicted to pornography, you don't know what a real woman looks like. but real women are in pornography. the real bodies on display are not the issue here: the issue is that other people feel extremely confident when commenting on someone's physique.
2000's super-thin is slowly worming its way back into the public ideal. recently i saw someone get told to "go for a run", despite the fact she was on the thinner side of average. not that it would ever be appropriate to say that: but it's kind of like sticker shock when you see it. people think that is fat? holy shit. do they just have no idea about things?
but what are you going to do about it? that's the problem, right. because chances are - you're a normal person. we can say normalize carrying fat on your body, but we are not the billion-dollar diet industry. we are not the billion-dollar fashion industry. we are just, like. people. who are trying to make content on the internet, without being treated shittily.
as someone who has been on both sides of things: you are treated better when you are thin and pretty. this is statistically correct. i am not saying that you cannot be bullied for being thin; i'm saying there are objective institutional biases against certain bodytypes. there are videos of men and women who lost weight all saying: i now know for a fact exactly how much worse you're treated. in the comments, some asshole inevitably says something akin to you deserved to be dehumanized when you were fat.
which means that ... the easiest thing to do is be pretty and thin. it is the path of least resistance, because of course it is, because any time you post a picture of yourself without a thigh gap, someone immediately comments something like you need to try a diet.
the other half is also dehumanizing though, huh, just in a different way. when i put on makeup and nice clothes, i am told i slept my way to the top as a professional. do you know how many women in STEM have told me they purposefully dress to "unimpress" because they already struggle to be taken seriously and if they're ever considered pretty - it for some reason takes away from their authority.
so they make it seem like it's your fault. you, existing in a body - it's your fault! if you didn't want shitty comments, don't have a body. they position us against each other like chess pieces; vying for male attention we don't even need.
and i can be an authority on this unless you think i'm fat and unattractive. when i am pretty and thin, i'm an activist. when i am just a normal person who makes a good point: i am immediately dismissed. nobody fucking believes you if you're not seen as attractive. you literally lose value. you cease to exist.
but the whole time, it feels like - is anyone actually grounded the fuck in reality? the line of "pretty and thin" keeps shifting. nobody seems to understand what "a normal weight" even looks like, because it's not something that exists - you cannot tell a person's health by looking at their body. even if you think you could tell that, even if you're sure a person is dangerously overweight - people are not your dolls. they do not need to be dressed up or displayed properly to soothe your aesthetics. you aren't concerned for them, you're stealing their agency. you don't get to say if they're "allowed" to take pictures and post them on the internet - you don't get to tell them how to exist.
people hide behind "the obesity epidemic" without any actual qualifications. they crow things about "normalizing unhealthiness".
but it's bullshit. i have visible abs. there is a pair of parallel lines on my body, even when i'm relaxed; where my obliques meet my abdominal wall. i am proud of this because it means i'm strong, because i overcame an eating disorder only to be ripped as fuck. it is genetic and physical luck that i even get any definition, i'm pleased as punch.
but it does mean that my abdominal wall sticks out a little bit. the other day i posted a video of myself dancing, and, for a moment, my shirt slipped. you could see a little bit of my stomach. i was cartwheeling to the floor. moments before this, i'd had my foot over my head.
a guy slid into my DMs. a row of vomiting emojis prefaced: you should really lose some weight before you think about dancing.
i stared at it for a long time. there was a time when i would have been triggered by this, where it would have encouraged me to starve myself. i would have ignored the fact i'm flexible, agile, good at jumping: i would have lost the weight for a stranger's passing comment. i would have found myself and my body fucking disgusting.
and for what? to please what? because why? so that he can exist in this world without an unchallenged eyeball? what would my self-hatred even accomplish? usually i write paragraphs. obviously. on this particular occasion, in this body i've been at war with for ages: i just felt exhausted.
it shouldn't be even worth saying. it shouldn't be hard to explain. all of this emotional turmoil when he cannot even comprehend the most basic truth: i am not an object on display for him.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#like if im getting fatshamed. babe......... wake up#is there fat on my body? yes :)#btw this behavior wouldn't be okay even if I WAS overweight!!! that is my point!!!#it is both that people have no idea what weight is supposed to look like#and even if they DID... they do not seem to understand that PEOPLE ARE NOT DOLLS#YOU DO NOT GET TO TELL THEM HOW TO EXIST#if you respond anything akin to ''but raquel there IS an obesity epidemic''#you're blocked and reported.#go fucking DONATE TO A FOOD BANK THEN. volunteer in a food desert. start a free fitness program#GO GET A DEGREE AS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL AND PRACTICE IN NUTRITION IN UNDERPRIVILEDGED LOCATIONS#FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOWER FOOD COSTS. FIGURE OUT HOW TO NORMALIZE AND STANDARDIZE#ACCESS TO FARM-FRESH FOOD. PROVIDE ACTUAL FREE ACCESS TO OUTSIDE ACTIVITIES#FIGURE OUT HOW TO TEACH PEOPLE HEALTHY CHOICE MAKING WHILE ALSO LOWERING THE COST OF MEALS.#THE AVERAGE GROCERY BILL OF THE AMERICAN CITIZEN HAS QUADRUPILED IN THE LAST YEAR.#SHUT. THE FUCK. UP!!!!!!!!!#you don't want to help these people!!!!!#you want to bully them but still feel like a good person!#you want to be justified in your hatred of an entire CLASS of people!!!#you don't give a fuck about how it makes them feel!!!!#you care ONLY about whether or not YOU get to VIRTUE SIGNAL that YOURE so thin and pretty!!!!#it is BECAUSE of people like you#and the fact you tolerate fatphobia - BECAUSE of that normalization. that men like the one who called me fat#feel like they can get away with it.#bc there's a line for you where you WOULD be okay with it. where if i WASNT thin you'd be okay with it.#which means the line can always be pushed in a certain direction. and it's always going to appeal to male aesthetics.#''well you didn't deserve it'' maybe fucking NOBODY does babe. maybe we should just all agree not to comment on ppls bodies!!
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They should have dwelled more into Merlin’s skills (and I’m not talking about just magic)
As I rewatched Merlin, I realised this man has so many skills?!
We often talk about how surely Arthur must have thought him how to use a sword (I agree 100%) but Merlin also knows how to hunt?
He dislikes it, yet years and years of going hunting with Arthur proves to be fruitful. Merlin founds the deer in season four before the entire Camelot patrol. He knows how to recognise tracks on trees and traces of feet in the mud (he knows how to build them in the right way with magic, too). And I have proof that Arthur teaches Merlin, because in season five, Arthur makes Merlin see what was wrong with the branch. when they went out and Arthur noticed that someone (Mordred) had walked past the woods.
Also, season four, episode two? Merlin wakes up before Lancelot and HE IS HUNTING FISH LIKE A MASTER?!
Have we talked about this? Who taught him? I believe most things he already knew how to do, since he grew up in a village with a single mother where everyone had to fetch up for themselves.
He also knows how to cook. And he gets compliments (even if they are jokes) from the Knights and Arthur himself too.
HE IS A PHYSICIAN, and I wished we could have seen so much more of that, because he is hot, because it proves that is so good at learning, listening and also teaching. He tells Daegal how to get rid of the poison, poison, in his body and HE IS STILL SO HUMBLE ABOUT IT?! He spent more than ten years being an apprentice and when Daegal tells him he is a good physician, Merlin denies it?! Bro has low self esteem.
Merlin also has all the skills required from a servant, like sewing, cleaning specific fabric in a certain way, polishing armour and so many other things, adjusting swords and weapons ecc.
I guess it pisses me off when Merlin is described (heavily in fanfictions too) like an incapable manservant, unable to do things for himself or defend himself without magic, when he spent ten years in Camelot doing new work after new work. Just because he was scared at the end of season five without his powers (because he had never lost them before) it doesn’t mean Merlin isn’t capable of using a sword, or help himself, since he does and challenges Morgana too, even without powers.
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Merlin also knows how to use a crossbow and how to fight side by side with Arthur and he knows where to head, where north and south are, based on the scent of the air?! Merlin knows so many things.
#MY BOY HERE IS SO TALENTED#also people want me to believe in fanfictions that after all these centuries he HASN’T LEARNED ANYTHING ELSE?!#be for real please i bet merlin has like 300 degrees or whatever#he had fun with it#i bet merlin is they type of man who likes to learn so much and has round eyes whenever someone teaches him something new#also we know that arthur jokes with him in so many ways but he never actually complained about merlin’s servant work#because he knows he is good at it#THIS IS CANON BRO I BELIEVE THIS FIERCELY#MERLIN SO SKILLED CAMELOT CALLS FOR HIM LEFT AND RIGHT#my babygirl#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc
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what people think being a phd student is like: groundbreaking research, cute academia outfits, lively classroom discussions during teaching, inspiring conferences, writing your thesis in film-worthy libraries and cute coffee shops
what being a phd student is actually like: imposter syndrome, forgetting that you even own nice clothes because you never use them, ending up on 3-4 more daily medications than when you started, trying to make your extremely niche research topic sound impactful on funding applications and getting rejected anyway, searching through 5 different calendars for a 25-minute window where all your supervisors can be there (2 of them won't make it anyway), doing multiple other projects before actually getting to the ones your thesis is about (at least you get your name on papers, which leads us to:), the whole soul-crushing publishing process, getting your patience tested by students who don't prepare for classes at all (but expect you to summarize and explain 3-4 lectures of stuff to them in 5 minutes during a hands-on tutorial), writing your thesis and putting together an assessment committee last minute, starting to feel nausea at the word "networking", experiencing levels of burnout you didn't know existed, university bureaucracy slowly but surely draining your will to live
#and this is not even going into all the stuff that comes with doing clinical trials#and dealing with patient data#i could become a gdpr lawyer after this 💀#the burnout is really burning these days and i still have 5 months to go 😔#the last shred of my will to live is held up by knowing i will meet lovely pirate friends and see rhys in june <33333#also shoutout to my husband for keeping me alive basically. he should get a phd degree too when all this is over tbh#not to say that i haven't had nice teaching experiences or that i don't like my research. i actually do#having time for my actual research would be nice tho#thank god i'm writing my thesis as a synopsis of my published papers and not a monograph#🐭📓
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I fucking hate online classes so much like if you put me in a fucking classroom I will thrive I will eat up every lecture make me learn shit in front of a computer and I will start malding go feral I will rip my hair out
#CAN WE FORREAL ACTUALLY BAN THAT SHIT I AM LIKE GENUINELY SERIOUS#like the degree to which I have enjoyed school has been so fucking hampered by the existence of online classes#if you don’t have the recourses to teach a class in person DONT FUCKING TEACH THE CLASS MAYBE????#KILL YOURSELF
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#columbia#columbia university#politics#political#us politics#news#donald trump#universities#university#schools#learning#teaching#professors#students#degree#college#america#freedom of speech#freedom to protest#protests#protest#mahmoud khalil#ice#ice detention#ice deportation#president trump#american politics#elon musk#jd vance#republicans
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It’s weird to run a cafe in crime alley, because while I’d have good business anywhere, only in Gotham would my two best customers be Red Hood and Red Robin, and the both of them try to outdo the other.
#Red Hood is teaching me how to use a gun instead of paying#but Red Robin leaves ridiculous tips#my favourite is Harley Quinn tho#she’s helping me with my psychology degree#in return she gets a free box of muffins every week#onlyingotham#only in gotham#gal the gothamite
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Just the two best lancers I own hanging out and having a great time bonding over being ancient, often-hated and almost always misunderstood beings who just want normal lives. Just a relaxing girls' day at the beach doing what anyone would enjoy.
Art by the eternally delightful @wishem
#this definitely isn't because Romulus=Quirinius wasted a bunch of SQ and I'm still bitter#or rather that's exactly what happened but during the art process I started shipping these two for real#I like to think Yu appreciates having someone she can talk to who understands what she's been through to a degree#meanwhile Xu Fu is begging Ishtar to teach her the ancient Babylonian seduction magic Eresh is obviously using on Yu#Ishtar is concerningly willing to teach her everything she knows about love#Ritsuka and Skadi are conspiring to keep Xiang Yu in the field as much as possible#because this is way more entertaining than anything in Chaldea's media servers
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happy WIP Wednesday, Mera is mentally updating his resume as we speak
#crawls out of the pit and leaves this here etc#it's slow going but it's going!!#i actually really like so much about the concept of this fic the trick is to also like my execution LMAO#but like. i feel like i've written a decent amount of MHA Mentorship Fics#so it's been really interesting to do a way less... lighthearted? version of that?#not 'i believe in you and your dreams!' but 'i'm your government assigned supervisor and i've already signed too many ndas to back out now#even though i'm pretty sure that they're teaching you to be an assassin also where are your parents'#'also i have a degree in the celebrity-ification of pro heroes that impacts my worldview in a not great way'#or something#liza writes#mera yokumiru#takami keigo#scheduled
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this field card looks somewhat like the temples in Bhubaneshwar
The temple in the field card shares some similarities with the Deula Style of temple architecture found especially in the Odisha state of India.
They both have the dome at the top with the finial (also known as shikhara) as well as the ridged architecture.
#nobody asked for this but here is a crash course on temple design#me flexing my 1/3rd history degree#they look pretty similar imo#never say that yugioh is not teaching you anything#yugioh#cide watches yugioh#cide watches yugioh dm#yugioh dm#yugioh duel monsters
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Vi is gifted kid burnout but in the english major way
#she’s the best characterization I’ve seen of gifted kid burnout outside of super-genius characters#like. as a burnt out gifted kid by legal designation. she is me#trying to succeed at everything because that’s what you’re told to do or what you think needs to be done to be worth anything to anyone#being rigid to change because it’s not being done right but at the same time accepting change so long as people stay with you#and also how that ties in with being an eldest sibling#because ik folks love the whole ‘gifted kid jinx’ thing (not me but ya’ll do you) but ya’ll—#YA’LL DO NOT UNDERSTAND MY NEED FOR BURNT OUT ACADEMIC VI—#because Vi never got the chance to be a kid and learn and grow and find what she actually enjoyed in the world outside of the last drop crew#but look at her. the way she speaks and the way she tried to teach powder the lessons she earned the hard way in the gentlest way possible#in the way she so desperately clings on to people and memories#my girl would be a WRITER#my girl would be writing poetry drunk in her shitty basement apartment after hooking up with a girl#my girl would be writing novellas in prison and getting her degree#because you know she sees the world like a romantic. her world is art and emotion and devotion. to her family. to anything she cares about#i need more literary! student vi. i need more academic vi. i need more grudging debate-team captain vi#i need vi getting her own place and having an extensive book collection that she develops because of the loneliness#Her gkb is going from a leader & soldier to someone who could be useful regardless to someone who is useless & being okay w/ it ->#to being needed again and not knowing how to handle it but knowing she refuses to fuck it up this time#GIVE ME VI W/ MY GIFTED KID ARCCCCCC#this probs makes no sense and is like 4 tangents but I’ll expand on it later ‘cause im tired#coherency is for losers and the well-rested#vi arcane#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane season two#vi
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what if I made my pc siblings and made them more fleshed out than he is
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Hi Secret do you think you would ever do more hypno 101 style classes mabey going more in depth into ceartin topics?
Listen, I love teaching. I love a good class and I still have all my PowerPoints from all my classes over the years. Like, my 101, my online hypnosis class, my inductions 101 which included a live demo of text hypnosis (yea imagine that it was just as nuts as it sounds), consent for hypnosis (both online and off), my class on domination through hypnosis and my hypnosis creator 101 which covers everything from gear, where to post, how to make an audio, how to edit an audio etc.
So tldr, absolutely. If I do teach it will be livestreamed on my YouTube channel or at an online event which I did stop going to but I miss it a lot and would love to go again. And I only specify online because let's be real, there's no hypnocons in New Zealand and me getting on a plane again will require a LOT of coaxing and meds. 🤣
#secret subject#secret qna#hypnosis#hypnok1nk#yea i have a teaching degree so teaching is actually the best#its good to actually use the degree that hypnosis helped pay off for something HAHA
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really very frustrating and hopeless to understand that so much of my current limbo state wrt employment/occupation/art is because of my shit management skills. the reason my teaching accreditation was frozen was because i didn't check what would happen if i didn't teach for an extended period, even though i should have. now my department credentials are stuck in this weird no man's land of: i need them to teach but the only way to be re-accredited is to teach (don't ask its a bureaucratic nightmare and i cry whenever i have to explain it). then there's journalism which, while there was definitely a lot of bullying horseshit happening at my last job, the reason they could justify doing all that to me was because they could literally point to all the deadlines i missed and correspondance i failed to act on and say, "well merry does not perform adequately" and its not untrue. they were dicks about it but they didn't have to fake anything. and now because of that however indirectly i lost my job and haven't been able to get one back (see: the teaching debacle making everything harder). i burned out of academia because i kept having to get extensions because i couldn't get my shit together and now i am terrified to go back because i disappointed myself so much when i handed in a dissertation i wrote in 4 days because i left it until the last minute. gayv club feels like a goddamn miracle, like, without deah that just would not happen and i know that because all the solo projects i've tried to do in the past year (the iwtv essay, substack, etc) keep being "delayed" because i can't organise myself enough to even sit down and do things i love for fun which is so crazy. its insane. and ykw it's not even like i avoid this stuff to do something else useful like sleeping or reading or exercise. naur!!! most of the time all i do is sit listening to music and staring at a wall. and yeah it helps to know this is adhd but it also doesn't because its still me innit!!! its still all comes back to me just not doing the things when i need to or even want to. that's the impact. that's all that matters to everyone. i know i will feel better when i am medicated properly and that this will pass and i will eventually build a life i want but god this really sucks and it really sucks to know that it's on me, yk? i didn't do the things and regardless of why i didn't do them i didn't do them </3
#genuinely if i can't get this teaching shit sorted out in the next 4 months i lose my whole qualification. 5 years of study and work wasted#and i have no idea how to fix it i've rung so many people no one can help and if i lose the qualification rendering my degree useless???#they'll have to admit me to a psych ward fr like i will not handle that
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Ninja Teachers 1/4
I recently joined a roleplay server and the ninja get to put those teaching skills from S3 to use finally! Kai teaches general history; Would you trust him to be your teacher?🔥
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#lego ninjago#ninjago kai#kai smith#my artwork#my art#digital art#I love the ninja#but these uniforms are so STUPID#I don't remember the last time I saw even a college professor dress like this#how did they even get teaching degrees (probably didn't)
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